
NDPC update January 2010
Hello again all you NDPC members old and new. I hope you all had a magnificent crimbo and saw the New Year in riotously. Thanks to good old BT I was out of action for 23 days but now we are back with a vengeance for the up and coming year. With lots of new idea’s and our usual summer fixtures.
Now tell me folks, how many of you would love to have our very own club horsebox to tow around the country for that extra bit of role play realism and dedication. Well guess what my local Elf left under my tree this year? Its my new winter project and should be ready by the spring (hopefully) Its actually an old trailer base that I intend to restore and convert to a horse box (and no Dave there are very few welds involved ok)
Moving on, I was at one of my local munches recently down on the south coast and the subject of beach pony play came up.
As fortune would have it we are blessed locally with a multitude of naturist friendly and perve tolerant beaches. Some are unusable large pebble beaches such as Brighton nudist for instance. However, close by we have two or three sandy ones witch at low tide are very firm under hoof and wheel. Now given that you can usually rely on a cpl of hour’s low tide at least it occurred to us that it would be a great idea if all those living within a reasonable distance of a good beach actually used them. Baring in mind that on beaches, minimum clothing can be worn quite legally and comfortably without offending the public morality laws. This also of course applies to a good many other public areas such as canal toe paths and reservoir areas. Woodlands and common land do not escape my enquiring eye either. Naturally we don’t all have the luxury of our own sulkies and tack. Therefore if enough interest is generated on a common date in any area, say a cpl or more, or a few singles. I am quite happy to provide carts and tack for a bit of diesel money and a bar of diabetic choccy. Anyway the ball has been tossed into the court. You lot kick it about a bit, you know where to find me.
The search still goes on for a suitable indoor arena or venue for all seasons, not to mention venues of any kind nation wide. Slave and I spent New Year at the barnyard club in Warrington with the magnificent Sparky1.
Sadly the lovely Pandora was very ill and could not attend. Our best wishes go out to her. The barnyard club is just one of many exciting new clubs springing up catering for pet orientated play all over the country.
I recently met Roger of the AOP in West Wales. He and his friend Ken have created a tremendous area over there for all sorts of outdoor play. I am also hoping that Lady Sarah will be continuing her pet days down at Missuse in Southampton.
Anyway. Let’s get down to business with the NDPC
Dates for your diary are thus
March 27th
May 29th
July 31st
Sept 25thThere you go. Four days of mayhem and madness to look forward to with a bit of tranquillity thrown in for good measure.
The gates open at 12.00 sharp and close at 18.00 sharp. Overnight camping on Friday night is well worth considering and is only £5.oo a night based on two sharing a tent. This means those wishing to attend the famous Club XS on the Friday do not have to drive and may enjoy a whole weekend of revelry.
Alternatively there is the Travel lodge walking distance away that can be booked at cheap rates in advance.
Entrance to the events is £20.oo for singles and £25.oo for cpls.
There is always plenty of tack and sulky’s to go round. The proprietor Andy and his girls keep a well stocked bar providing hot and cold drinks plus hearty food for the hungry and thirsty.
We at the North Downs Pony Club look forward to seeing you all soon.
Take care and play safe
Trainer Bryan, Andy, the girls & the entire unsung hero’s of the NDPC
North Downs Pony Club Update
And not before time I hear you all think? Well by way of an explanation for my editorial tardiness, I can only say, "I've been busy ". So let's make amends.
Let's get the shameless plugs out of the way first. For those of you fortunate enough to have the required televisual wizardry at your fingertips. The NDPC has now been given air time by two major TV channels and is appearing regularly apparently. So keep an eye out for Kinky and Proud from Virgin. Plus one we did a year or so a go with Sir Guy from French Channel 5 with that chap Antoine De Cur. Also we have a lovely editorial in this months Scarlet magazine featuring my infinitely squeezable Farabela, "Carousel "
20th/08/2008
The outdoor events of the year concluded with a wonderful sunny day at the DV8 club. official grounds of NDPC. We where blessed with a more than average turnout for the time of year. Once again we decided on a relaxed format for the day. Given the mixture of attendees, for the first time ever and with some pride I can say we had exactly the right amount of beautiful DOM ladies to attend to the very happy and grateful pony boys.
With all the ponies (both male and female) taken care of, I found myself at something of a loss. This sense of being unloved was quickly replaced with a sore ear hole. I had decided to tack up my adorable little Farabela pony Carousel. In her shiny new red and white livery she quite literally stole the show. She has always been a very naughty pony and has recently become a bloody noisy one too. At barely 15 hands she can whinny and snort like a Wigan cotton mill claxon. Having run me ragged round the paddock and woods and destroyed 50% of my hearing I took her to her stall, watered her, fed her and rubbed her down for the day.
Once again I found myself ambling around with a sense of awe at how well it was all going so I made use of a very amenable subs bum. I found the aforementioned sub dangling between a couple of trees in the woods. Its amazing what you find in them there woods. Suffice it to say that said subby went home with a very sore bum and legs.
All in all a wonderful day was had by all. As one we all agreed that the spring could not come soon enough. Once again our thanks go out to the big guy Andy and his two lovely girls that make these events possible and so much fun.
Night of the Senses
12/08/2008
Wow, what can I say? I was looking forward to this year with a feeling of excitement and trepidation all at once. There's something about this night that stands out above all the others in my mind. The fact that it is ostensibly a charitable event, I believe is a moral reminder to us all that even in these economically challenging times, we can and should all give a little of ourselves to those less fortunate. Ok that's the speech out the way lol.
So yes, two days before the show I had 5 beautiful girls ready to don the hooves and tails and trot out for the night. One night before I have 2. On the night I have none. Rapid dial mode and a couple of antiperspirant busting armpits later and my two buddies come out for me. The upshot of the evening was that we had the best ever time. Pony girl Lisitu was to be found with her bits out in public for the first time since child birth. (It took two strong men to get her dressed to go home I might add grrrrrr) Her partner and pony boy Galahad was a great favourite with the Ladies. What is it about little girls and a big shiny sweaty stallion? Beats me.
Once again I found myself able to enjoy the night whilst my two frolicking charges made a complete spectacle of themselves with no help from me whatsoever. What did amuse me however was the amount of people that approached me with the words "you must be Trainer Bryan"......Short fat bloke in a Bowler hat, red jacket and jodhpurs with two pony's on reigns? Duhhhhhhhhhh. Roll on next year Tuppy. You rock
Well that's it for wwhile
Once again. Thank you to Andy and the crew at DV8
From Trainer Bryan and all at the stable.